Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
He was looking for pooh.
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Apples ideas.
A boo-meringue
An Imperial Walker
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
Because droids can't get service.
Because BB-8