Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.