Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay