Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8