Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for