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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup?

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.