Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!