Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Droid Jokes More Droid Jokes

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8