Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.