Storm Trooper Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.