Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
Because they always miss their target!
An Imperial Walker
They are both going to miss every body.
Because they all wear red shirts
Because red shirts die easily.
Just the First Order.
Because they're playing on console.
He used Apple Maps.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
He just beetled off!
They were pitted against each other
ATTACH!
They only had 2 trucks
Caesar salad
Because the trees break wind.
Jesus may actually return some day.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there's a Target on every corner!
