Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!