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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!