Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!