Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!