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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What's a joke?

My life...

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.