What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.