What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.