Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Curium Jokes More Curium Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Medical Element Jokes More Medical Element Jokes

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?