Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

28 Jokes More 28 Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Why was 56 scared?

Because 28 8 1.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour