Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Curium Jokes More Curium Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)