Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

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Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.