Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers