Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS