Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.