Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Sulfur Jokes More Sulfur Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to