Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Inherit Jokes More Inherit Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron