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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.