Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa