Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.