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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa