Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa