Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Lion King Jokes More Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.