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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.