Mufasa Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle