Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Lion King Jokes More Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.