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Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Lion King Jokes More Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!