Mufasa Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why do orphans play tennis?

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Who gets saved?

America

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.