Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.