Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!