Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

King Jokes More King Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu