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Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Clearly, you wouldn't know...

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.