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Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who is saved?

America

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.