Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!

Mufasa Jokes More Mufasa Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.