Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!