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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!