What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!