Baghdad!
Dad jokes
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Urine trouble!
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Alley-oop Akbar
A. Nothing yet.
A seasoned traveller.