Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony