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Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.