Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.