Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.