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Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Baghdad Jokes More Baghdad Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?

The deceased!

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar