Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Iraqnid Jokes More Iraqnid Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Instal Jokes More Instal Jokes

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.