Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Iraqnid Jokes More Iraqnid Jokes

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget