Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

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He re-posts it.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman?

On the astronaughty step.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.