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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Instal Jokes More Instal Jokes

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.