Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Instal Jokes More Instal Jokes

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

Hiroshima Jokes More Hiroshima Jokes

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.