Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Hiroshima Jokes More Hiroshima Jokes

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.