Baghdad Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Iraqnid Jokes More Iraqnid Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Hiroshima Jokes More Hiroshima Jokes

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!