Drive me to the grocery store.
A nissan
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
A pain in the arse.
When hunger strikes.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.