What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!