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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.