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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.