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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad