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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Hunger Jokes More Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.