How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets