How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.