How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle