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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets