Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.