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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall