The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
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Because he never really was on your side.
It got stuck to the chicken.
A fangfurther.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A punchline
The punchline is too long.
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