Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.