To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
To render the other side.
Because it was too chicken!
It got stuck in a crack.
Thumpthumper
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
To get to the front page
It would be a fowl proceeding.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
They ran out of juice!
Triple Hay
To get to the shell station.
He had no guts!
Chuz
The chicken crossed it.
Because he could.
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
To buy another pair of AirPods.
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
It was two tired.
To get to the bigger crowd
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
MOOOOOO!!!!
Because he had the right of way.
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
Because curiousity was on the other side
We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
To get to the Otherside.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
In a KFC bucket.
To go to a better place.
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
To get to the other Ride
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Rust-in-peace.
To say "hello from the otter side"
To get to the Otherside!
To get to the dark side.
Because it did.
Hello from the other side...
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
To say hello from the other side.
Because Intermediate value theorem
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Because it had a bad motivator!
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Mooove
To get to.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Because he was crossed.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
There was a fork in the road.
He was two chickens
Because chicken.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
It was Nervous
To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"
To get to the other side!
To get to the... side.
Because he wanted to...
To get to the other tide.
To get to the middle.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
God is the answer.
To get to the other bribe
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
Removed
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Dodged-a-Rango
It chickened out.
It was stuck to the chicken.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Because it didn't.
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
To see the chicken strip!!!
There were no roads!
Depressions.
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
To show he wasn't a chicken.
To get to the udder side
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
He had friends on the other side.
Mind the GAAP.
They'll tell you.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
It sinks.
That's no whey to go through life, son.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Their best
Cause it got al dente'd up!
Becuase if there were it would be called solved
So he could solve the staircase.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
