To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
To render the other side.
To get to the second hand shop.
Because it was too chicken!
To switch sides
It got stuck in a crack.
Thumpthumper
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
To get to the front page
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
It would be a fowl proceeding.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
They ran out of juice!
Triple Hay
To get to the shell station.
He had no guts!
Chuz
The chicken crossed it.
Because he could.
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
To buy another pair of AirPods.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
It was two tired.
To get to the bigger crowd
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
MOOOOOO!!!!
Because he had the right of way.
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
Because curiousity was on the other side
We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
To get to the Otherside.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
In a KFC bucket.
To go to a better place.
Cause he's a dog.
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
To get to the other Ride
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Rust-in-peace.
To say "hello from the otter side"
To get to the Otherside!
To get to the dark side.
Because it did.
Hello from the other side...
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
To say hello from the other side.
Because Intermediate value theorem
To put the bones on the other side.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
Because it had a bad motivator!
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Mooove
A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.
To get to.
He was afraid to go down the tracks.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Because he was crossed.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!
There was a fork in the road.
He was two chickens
Because chicken.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
Turn toward your side!
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
It was Nervous
To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"
To get to the other side!
To get to the... side.
Because he wanted to...
To get to the other tide.
To get to the middle.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
God is the answer.
To get to the other bribe
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
To
Removed
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Dodged-a-Rango
It chickened out.
It was stuck to the chicken.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
To get to the same side.
No, wait.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Let us prey.'
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
They can't afford computers in Africa.
Teacher's aides
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
May 2019. Next question.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
