Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!