Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.