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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!