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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.