Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!