Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

Virgin

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam