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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove