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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.