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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.