Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove