Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory