Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.