Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory