Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.