Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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For the Watch.

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What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.