Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.