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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.