Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.