Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.