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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.