Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.