Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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Why did the Latino Eminem fail in the music business?

Because he had no compaDREs.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.