Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.