Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.