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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently