Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.