Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.