Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss