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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!