What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.