What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.