Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.