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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)