Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!