Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)