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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)