Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!