What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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Attire.

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A tire!

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Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire