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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire