How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!