How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.