How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.