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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.