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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.