What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"