What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!