What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Knock knock. Who's there? Benny. Benny who?

Benny thing happening!

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.