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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell