What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history