What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

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What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.