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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

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Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.