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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.