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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.