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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.