Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.