Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders.