What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!