What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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In a high pressure cell

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing