What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad