What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy