What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS