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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.