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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!