It became a daddy short legs!
You get repossessed.
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
He Apollo-gized.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Because of his ground thyme.
