What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*