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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

Faint

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon