What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where