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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What does a Canadian hipster say?

Meh".

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.