What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!