What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach