What do you get when offering a blonde ...

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'