What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'