What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.