What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.