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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.