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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.