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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.