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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."