What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.