What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!