March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!