What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.