What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet