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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.