What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob