What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.