What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.