What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.