What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.