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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).