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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob