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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob