When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.