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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.