What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.