What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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Tequila Mockingbird.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird