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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!