Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Very limited fonts.

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'