Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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Circle jerky.

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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A Si-gull

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A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Which is the most common font i Mexico?

El Vetica.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.