Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes More Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Harper Lee Jokes More Harper Lee Jokes

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!