Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

.........

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.