Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Harper Lee Jokes More Harper Lee Jokes

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.