Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Who lives in the White House?

The black man

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes More Alcoholic Favorite Book Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!