Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Literature Jokes More Literature Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!