Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

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What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Bromine Jokes More Bromine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)