Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Bromine Jokes More Bromine Jokes

What do you call a frat house in a quarry?

A bromine.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.