Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!