Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Avogadro Jokes More Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!