Combine Jokes

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol?

Mutton-schnapps.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did one frog say to the other?

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Literature Jokes More Literature Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.