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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?
A chairy.
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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?
Lettuce, pray.
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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?
Golbat.
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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?
Marie Curie
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