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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.