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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb