What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.