What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.