What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!