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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...