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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...