What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.