What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE