What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.