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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Khal Pacino.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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John Cougar Mellencamp

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.