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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!