They cantaloupe.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
It was a cantaloupe.
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
No, you cantaloupe.
They both cantaloupe.
Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!