Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!