Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.