Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!