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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!