Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.