What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.