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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!