What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.