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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.