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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Pre-nup brittle.

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But you cantaloupe!

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.