What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!