What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe