What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!