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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.