Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe