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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.