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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.