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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*