Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!