Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.